Occassionally "That Guy"

Occassionally "That Guy"

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

miavictoriaaa:
Me & the future boo. I’m obvi kip tho.
m0ther-b0ng:

Me - every single day.

cheesin4lyfe:

Mmmhmm, she told you Draco!

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winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because swiggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

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shavingryansprivates:

moreover

consoles are going to become social devices rather than gaming units, designed around “apps” and “sharing” and “entertainment” rather than gaming

because that’s the best way to make money right now

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ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

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boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.

bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

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